eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
Just watched Ever After at the same time as Jenna and texted our reactions to each other
THEN THE DUNCE FORGOT AND PAUSED IT AND ENDED UP LIKE 5 MINUTES BEHIND ME.
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm